Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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A Suggestion...There's only one way to properly know the size of a man's willy - after checking that he does, in fact, truly fancy you, push him gently up against a wall, hold him tight and give him a thorough snogging. You can then potentially check out how he matches up once he has, ahem, 'responded'.
For Men : The same, except with less busoms, and a glimpse of chest hair, please.
I offer this advice Only In The Interests Of Science And Education.. although any offers made to confirm the theory experimentally will of course be considered.
PS I agree with legless - where's the rest of the story!!
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