Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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young, stupid and armed!ahhh 18, at the elixir of youth.
My friends had been drinking quite heavily in Edinburgh, decided to have some fun with their air pistols. Armed along with their portable stereo with James bond soundtrack decide to set up camp under some advertising boards.
they then proceed, in their infinite wisdom, to fire at passing taxis. unsuprisingly the taxi drivers called the filth, 5 minutes later various trotter mobiles roar up, friends decide to run for it. manage to get halfway across the car park before edinburgh’s finest - the firearms division persuade them to drop to the ground.
one of my mates, jon, shites it and decides to hide the evidence and starts swallowing the pellets. not only was he, along with the others arrested, but he had to go to hospital with lead poisoning as well. twat!
(, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 14:13, Reply)
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