I have a serious problem with Breasticles
Pretty much every item of clothing Mrs Otter owns has bobbles in the breasticle area from where i keep grabbing them. Its been nine years and i still cant stop .... I actually think its getting worse , a couple of weeks ago on our flight back from Vegas i ruined her brand new t-shirt as i kept grabbing her puppies while she was trying to sleep, thats 10 hours sat next to me and an item of clothing ruined and an entire plane pissed off with me as i honk every time i squeeze a puppy.

and a mighty fine pair they are too :-)
(dirtyotter Touch Me I’m Sick, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:25, 5 replies)

They weren't pissed off,
just jealous!

But honking? I'll have to remember that one.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:29, closed)

Reminds me of how my ex used to behave
and also why he's my ex.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:31, closed)

phyllis ... thats not you is it?
if so can i have my meatloaf album collection back please
(dirtyotter Touch Me I’m Sick, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:39, closed)

I reccomend the two-tone honk
but any noise will do ........... i save a wookiee cry for special occasions
(dirtyotter Touch Me I’m Sick, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:35, closed)

I have the same problem
Mrs Evilbert is a G cup. She describes herself as Eddie Izzard's perfect woman "A woman made entirely our of breasts". I just can't stop grabbing them....
(evilbert has his nob out under the desk., Thu 6 May 2010, 16:52, closed)