Twice as stupid
I got attacked by a bully once, He came up behind me and punched me in the back of the head so i put him down with a few punches and carried on on my way.

The next day he comes up to me and explains that he was trying to show off to a girl and asked if i could take a fall to make him look good in front of her. I kindly agreed.

An hour or so later i hear a cry of Oi! I turn and am greeted by a punch in the nose, so i knock him down again.

I cock blocked a bully, does that make me a bully?
(Anonymous123, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:00, 1 reply)

No, but the correct answer to the question about whether you'd agree to take a fall
should've been 'fuck off!'

With maybe a knuckle-butty chaser.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:32, closed)