Call CentresDreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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We've just invented our own boss called J Moncrief.Whenever anyone phones the office trying to sell us something we just tell them that our boss is called Mr. J Moncrief and he's not in at the moment.
We also just branched out with an SMTP address for JMoncrief so we can trial software without having to worry about any further contact whatsoever.
I saw a call centre operative once - it was hunched over eating metal from a bin, trying to sell me bags of dry leaves and its own sick.
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:22,
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