Call CentresDreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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alsoCaller : "hello is this Mr Rev Jesse?"
Me : "Yes?"
C : "have you ever thought about getting broadband?"
M : "I have broadband!"
C : "why not give up on your old dial up internet and get broadband!?"
M : "I have broadband!"
C : "Think about how fast you could surf, use web cams etc."
M : "I have broadband!"
C : "For only £19.99 every month you can have super fast 2mg boardband"
M : "I have broadband!"
C : "Can i sign you up...?"
M : "No i have broadband!"
C : "Oh - you should have said! can i interest you in our phone / tv packages?"
M : Click!
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 16:13,
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