At school
I was eating in one of the physics labs at break - strictly forbidden.

We're sitting around chatting and suddenly the head of sixth-form walks past, glances into the room, and I do an instinctive comedy freeze halfway through biting an apple and then quickly hide it behind my back. He carries on walking. Phew.

A few seconds later he then walks BACKWARDS into the lab, comes up to me and says "What do you think you're doing?"

Perturbed, I have no idea what to say.

I take to apple out.

"Apple?"

he looks at me for a beat and then says

"Who do you think you are - Eve?"
( Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:42, Reply)