Bucket bongs
So there I was, getting dropped off at my first flat by my mum after having dinner at her place. As I'd only just moved in, she hadn't really had a chance to see the place, she asked to come on and inspect my new digs. It was all fine until we got to the kitchen. I saw the telltale smoke wafting out from under the door, but knew I could do nothing to prevent the inevitable. Sure enough, Mum swung open the kitchen door on my mate Ben (he's in England now, tell him I say hi if you see him) as he was about to take a bucket bong*. And what did my mum say when she saw him sitting there, lid in one hand, bottle in the other and a frozen look of terror on his face?

"Don't worry love, nothing I haven't seen before!"

OK, so it wasn't me, but an embarassing moment for Ben nonetheless.

*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucket_bong if you're not a filthy stoner like me
(ElGranto, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:19, Reply)