My Dad ...
has just been deported from Thailand after his Thai slapper girlfriend bled him dry and kicked him out.

Here is what I have just written in his Father's Day card.

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“Oh! You Bwitish! Me love you long time.” Well you didn’t think she was after your body, did you?

Never mind Dad. I’m sure you are in excellent company.

The “I’ve been bled dry and dumped by a Thai slapper” club is so large that its membership that would make any store loyalty scheme envious. There’s probably even a support club.

Dad, you never cease to embarrass me. Well, at least you didn’t go postal in Cumbria. His Thai bird was called Hong too.

So Happy Father’s Day and Welcome home you old thoroughly incorrigible old rogue.

Oh and Dad, if you get a nasty rash, don’t just leave it. See a doctor.

Love from your long suffering daughter,

Que?

Yes really.
(Que?, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 4:42, 4 replies)

daughter?
*panders*
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 4:55, closed)

to my every whim?
and desire?
(Que?, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 5:29, closed)

possibly
i'm not sure now that you put it like that
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 6:24, closed)

What a mug

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 8:50, closed)