The Strangler
My Dad used to play Trival Pursuit on a pub team with Dave Greenfield the keyboard player from the Stranglers (He said he wrote Golden Brown, I have checked Wiki and it might be a bit true). Well, my Dad being super buoyed up by his new celeb friend asked him and his girlfriend round our house for dinner. I think the name for this is Starfucker.

I was only a kid at the time and liked to be involved with everything that was going on, so when the obligatory Trivial Pursuit box came out with the additional question cards (show off Dad style) I wanted to play. Well, the horrible Dave and girlfriend didn’t like this idea and refused to play if a child was going to play, were they scared they would be beaten by an 8 year old?

Anyway, I got my own back. At just 8 I could hardly shout you rude b@stards, don’t forget you are guests in this house - the house where I live. So, I hid the girlfriend’s leather gloves they never did find them. After a few days showed them to my mother, she never told my Dad what I did.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:43, Reply)