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OneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."

Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.

What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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Bought a remote control
vibrator for a bit of a laugh with a girl at restaurants and stuff. Anyway, used it, had fun. Decided to use it again and the battery pack had leaked all over the gaff.

Rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:15, 3 replies)
Battery acid all over her gaff?
Painful.
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Ex Mrs PJM had one of those.
I had no idea where she bought it from, but it had POLARIS written up one side.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:12, closed)
PJM
In the words of Katie Price a.k.a Jordan:

"FARKING 'ELL, she must 'ave 'ad one like a bucket!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:21, closed)

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