My Christmas NightmareThe bringing together of one's family and friends over the holiday period is never quite as fun as it is supposed to be: this year, my mum and dad will be in the same room for the first time in 28 months. It should prove interesting.
Tell us about the nightmares you've had over christmas.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 13:46)
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1st xmas with my folks......after 3 years with "her". (Not my words, I stole them off someone further down). True though. It was nice. My favourite bit was my new all time top xmas moment.
Picture the scene:
Me, mum, dad and gran (maternal gran, posh, 84 years young, deaf) all watching xmas celeb millionairre.
Question: Where was Martin Luther King born?
c: Atlanta d: somewhere else
me: Somewhere else
mum: Somewhere else
gran: *mutters like a mad old woman*
dad: *snore*
Tarrant: That's right it's atlanta! You've won 8 quid. hu hu hu hu. marvellous.
gran: (shouting) I KNEW IT WAS ATLANTA. WHEN WE WENT, I REMEMBER IT. IT WAS FULL OF THE BLACKS.
Bless. I'm still laughing now.
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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Thu 30 Dec 2004, 14:45,
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