Clients Are StupidI once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
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rob, Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
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I work in a bar...and the amount of story's of stupidity could quite easily out number any techy!
eg 1:
One night we have no draught soft drinks on due to problems with the mixer.
this was one hell of a night:
punter: I'll have a vodka and coke please
me: sorry we have no coke, or any fizzy soft drinks
punter: I'll have a vodka lemonade then please
(I lost count of the number of times I had this conversation)
eg 2:
me:sorry no smoking by the bar mate.
*me goes and gets drinks*
punter: did oy say nah smokin by tha bar?
me: yes mate
punter: where's your sign then?
me:right in front of you mate
*me picks up sign waves in face, puts back in same position in front of punter... looking smug*
me: besides I'm legally obliged to tell you under the numerous disabilities acts
eg 3:
punter: does it come with chips?
me: yup
punter: i'll have a portion of chips as well then please
me: eh?
thats just a few of the nightly antics!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2003, 22:38, Reply)
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