My mum
Asked me if I liked eating out.

I was busy doing something at the time and didn't really engage my brain. Instead I gave her a long and rambling diatribe about my experiences of this activity. I conclulded with: "It's sort of ok, if the girl's clean and isn't on her period."

My mum sort of cleared her throat and responded: "No, son - I meant, do you like going to restaurants."
(Pastabator earned his brown wings with your girlfriend on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:06, 12 replies)

How
is that related in anyway to this weeks question?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:17, closed)

Not related in the slightest, mate
But this weeks question is filled with bile and rage. Its fucking up my karma, innit?
(Pastabator earned his brown wings with your girlfriend on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:19, closed)

Oh
In that case, have a *click* for random posting.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:21, closed)

Cheers, mate
Karma restored - might go and join one of those temple communitys in the mountains somewhere and light incense sticks and play Enya all day.
(Pastabator earned his brown wings with your girlfriend on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:22, closed)

Do it!
Try a bit of chanting as well, that might help.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:28, closed)

Untrue post
is untrue
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:18, closed)

Whoa
genius at work - take a step back Morse, your jobs under threat.
(Pastabator earned his brown wings with your girlfriend on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:20, closed)

Morse
Didn't he die?
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:56, closed)

John Thaw died
Not sure about morse..
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 18:24, closed)

...and then you opened your eyes and saw a cup of tea by the bed?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:34, closed)

this reminds me
of my old firm where you had to put your interests on the intranet so people could search for you by hobby. as well as putting his hobbies as "fox hunting, air rage and drag", my then supervisor loved to search by "eating out" and then to try and work out which of the ladies that came up as fans were "being filthy" and which were "hopelessly unaware".

as he was a scrawny, seriously ugly mo-fo with a squint and the personality of a werewolf with PMT, i never thought it was the ladies who were "hopelessly unaware".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 18:49, closed)

On the topic of the question
Your mum.


(Sorry, couldn't resist)
(Cloudane, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:37, closed)