Oh, I dunno.
I've seen plenty of women trotting around with enough cosmetic surgery to make them look like the Joker, so I'd say they have a lifelong mask there. And they may well be touching children inappropriately- after all, it's the nanny who's supposed to touch them so Mommy doesn't mess up her hair or makeup or break a nail, so if they actually came into contact with the fruit of their loins, wouldn't that be inappropriate?

...okay, so maybe that's more southern California than here, but still...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:04, 1 reply)

yeah, but
there's still the lack of larceny. I do love to larcen, and I don't know why the world can't just accept that as part of me without judging me and my larcenous ways.

I don't even know what larceny is, but I have an urge to try it.

Unless it's kiddy fiddling.

Or bumming.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:07, closed)

I think
it has something to do with drawing Far Side cartoons on the sides of buildings.

Either that or it's setting things on fire in a particularly Gallic way, perhaps while wearing a striped shirt and beret with a disdainful sniff at the baseness of it all. "Zut alors! I haff been reduced to l'arson for ze entertainment!"
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:13, closed)

a definite
MFOTFABL moment.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:17, closed)

I love those moments
best of all the acronym moments.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:27, closed)

I was thinking of
writing a song to go with that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:36, closed)

I can just see it now
Remember the chef in The Little Mermaid? Singing about "Le Poisson"? You could do it as "Le Arson"...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:50, closed)