False! Deity! You Mugs!
I convinced people I exist.

Yours

God

PS Despite posting on b3ta I still don't exist!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 19 Oct 2007, 14:17, 5 replies)

Prove it!
x
(jmaxi returned again on, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 14:21, closed)

Could be tricky!
Erm...

Always use condoms!

(that help?)
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 19 Oct 2007, 14:28, closed)

ha ha
Erm...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 14:46, closed)

The Douglas Adams strategy
1)God refuses to prove his existence, because proof undermines faith and without faith He is nothing

2)By coming online to deny that He exists, God inadvertently proves that, actually, He does.

3)Therefore, because of (1), He doesn't.

4)And even if he did, the paradox in (2) would mean He evaporates in a puff of logic.

QED - with apologies
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 14:52, closed)

yoink!
Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful [as the Babel fish] could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the nonexistence of God.

The argument goes like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn’t thought of that," and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo’s kidneys, but that didn’t stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best-selling book, Well That about Wraps It Up for God.
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 14:56, closed)