ConnedswiftyisNOTevil writes, "I have recently become obsessed with the BBC Three show 'The Real Hustle' - personally, I think of it as a 'How To' show for aspiring con artists."
Have you carried out a successful con? Perhaps you hustled a few quid off a stranger, or defrauded a multi-national company. Or have you been taken for the wide-eyed, naive rube that you are?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:02)
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It's not all badI didn't, for example con/rob a caff near my gaff (see what I did there?) of a quid when the fish-wife behind the counter gave me a quid too much in change.
Granted, I'll rob most people, but there is something about a haggered old bint in a tabbard........ I don't know what it is... oh, yeah, I do. She's about to ask her mate to cook me the monster breakfast, 2 sausage, 3 bacon, 2 eggs, fried bread, toast, black pudding, hash brown, beans, tomatoes and of course, that crucial breakfast article.... CHIPS!
I think that if this didn't come with a free tea or coffee I'd have probably kept that quid.
As it happens,I had a coffee - even though I can't stand coffee (I love me tea!) as it was 20p more expensive as a single item on the menu.
As always happens, I left at least half of the breakfast uneaten, I just feel like more of a man ordering the biggest breakfast they do. :-(
I ought to get out more, a happy relationship might help, rather than the farce of a marriage I'm in.
Mullered.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 21:38,
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