Anglian Windows
I got Anglian to double-glaze my house last year - good product, good price, excellent credit scheme. So far so good.

Since then though I've been bombarded with calls from them - nearly always calling me "Mr Lee" - I bought the house off an old lady (now deceased) called Mrs Lee. Pointing out to them that after spending several thousand pounds with them the fact that they can't get my name right "makes me feel a little bit used/offended/upset" (I've tried all of these) makes no difference.

They're usually phoning to see if I'm pleased with the work and what else can they quote me for... occasionally though it's because they've got a special offer on windows. One guy even went through the "Because you're such a good customer we want to offer you extra discount on your windows" - my response of "Why do you think I'm a good customer, are you going to pay me some money back?" confused him completely.

tl;dr - Anglian Windows keep phoning me and getting my name wrong
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:30, 6 replies)

Just tell them
you really need new Windows, 'cos the ones you have now are shite.

let them get all excited, then explain the problem.
(username failed moderation, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:35, closed)

Change your name to 'Anglian Windows'. That should confuse them.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:35, closed)

I like this :D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:12, closed)

I had something similar
I asked the drone for the number of their marketing department, as they were obviously the problem not the call sheet the drone had to work from
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 21:09, closed)

"Now Deceased"?
I'm guessing you had a patio fitted shortly afterwards as well?
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:57, closed)

Ha, no she died before I bought the house...
...and caused me a load of hassle by doing so O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:21, closed)