Christ
If I had to list two good things about my manager right now I'd start with:

"Well, she seems nice..."

That would be about it, I think.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:11, 2 replies)

If I was asked to write down two nice things about a female
colleague, I know it's wrong, and all that, but I would just have to write "her tits".

Fortunately, wild dogs wouldn't drag me to a teambuilding exercise, so it's moot anyway.
(username failed moderation, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:15, closed)

We just go hiking in the foothills of the mountains.
We have a picnic. We make a lot of noise to scare bears. Laugh at each other when we fall over, laugh even more at the people who are really scared of bears, have a barbecue, then go home tired and happy with stunning pictures of amazing views.

I'm sure it's a cunning device to force us to bond or something but I don't care.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:55, closed)

tits?

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 21:48, closed)