Mistaken Identity
Several years back my mate was round my house one evening and we were generally wasting our time, hanging out and doing very little. At the time he was in his early 20's and his girlfriend had just turned 50. Now I'm an open-minded stupidly optimistic kinda chap so it's never really been a problem for me. Clearly the same can't be said of my father who, after we heard the doorbell ring, shouted up the stairs to my mate in an excruciatingly loud voice...

"HEY, COME DOWN, YOUR MUM'S HERE!"

It wasn't his mum....
( Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:33, Reply)