On some of...
...the less respectable gay social networking (read: man-on-man shag-finder) sites I've frequented on occasion, numerous were the teenage lads asking if I wanted to be thier Daddy.

For reference, I'm 36, fairly well put-together with a goatee (that's goatEE, as in beard, not the similarly-named hula-hoop-for-an-anus thing - I may be a gayer, but please, I'm not that extreme), a touch of grey at the temples and a not-camp demeanour. It seems that to some this constitutes Daddy material, though I'd normally peg a bear-type* as a shoe-in for that kind of role. A matter of perspective, I guess.

I've even had such offers on nights out as well. Both these and the internetty ones were knocked back though, essentially because I learned fairly early on that teenage lads are a) mostly fucking idiots and b) mostly a shit shag for lack of experience. Hell, I mostly found that to be true for lads under 25, let alone teenagers - I know I was back then. I just can't be arsed sorting the wheat from the chaff, you see. I've said before that there's nothing so overrated as a bad fuck - these days it's about quality rather than quantity.

Teenagers in particular also have no idea at all how things are done. One lad I chatted to online for awhile, after revealing that he was 15, not 24 suggested that I travel to the other end of the country where he lived and rent a hotel room in the town. Once there, he would visit me in the evening to (in his own words) 'do me', probably quite badly, then get back home before his parents reported him missing. He was markedly put-out by my bemused rebuttal. I'd need some convincing even if I was sure that it was going to be the lay of my life, let alone some brat's first time.

*And I mean a PROPER bear with some muscle to him, not just some mid-50's fat hairy fucker squeezed into a pair of chaps.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:38, 4 replies)

Sorry...
I (perhaps inevitably) read that as "I'm 36, fairly well put-together with a goatse and a touch of grey at the temples"
(mungo_spanner, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:51, closed)

Hmmm...
...clarification added.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:27, closed)

I can see your attraction.
Having once sat in a gay pub in Manchester one night with the campest man in the Universe surrounded by big strong hairy men in chaps.

No contest really.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 17:39, closed)

'there's nothing so overrated as a bad fuck '
I pulled someone who turned out to be of SCHOOL age, 12 years my junior. He just lay there thrusting his hips and moaning in what he thought was a sexy manner. I was removing my socks FFS.
(Marmoset Bored bored bored of cnuting revision..., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:19, closed)