It was the third time I'd gone out with Alex.
He was twelve years my senior.
After a few glasses of wine, decent conversation, a bit of hand holding and shy flirting we ended up back at his flat.

The lights were low as he gently pushed me onto his bed. His hands expertly unbuttoning my top as he kissed my neck.
I started to giggle. "What's so funny?" He purred. "Ohh nothing much really." I replied, "I was just thinking that when you were my age I was 8."
"Ummm I'd rather not think about that." He said and I could feel him backing away from me.

My brain has a habit of not being able to catch up with my mouth which results me blurting out some utter shite sometimes. I'm cringing as I type this and I still have no idea what posessed me to say "but don't you find it funny? I bet it makes you feel like a bit of a dirty old man. Thinking of me running about in school uniform, my barely budding breasts and not a pubic hair in sight."

He sat bolt upright, the moment lost.

I got the bus home.
( wanderlust, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:51, 6 replies)

*clicks*
You're a smoothie you are!
( Captain V, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:54, closed)

Hehe!
You should compile a list.

Things not to say to a naked man in you bed.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:59, closed)

Ouch
Mind you, I'd be more worried if he was *more* turned on afterwards. Just think about how you would feel if he replied "Go on..."

ewwwwwwwww
(thecurriedavenger, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:02, closed)

@ Lusty
He obviously had no sense of humour.

When I was your age, you were 16. Still legal.

Hurrah!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:54, closed)

@lusty
I suspect that when I was your age, you were barely at primary school :(
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:58, closed)

Well, if we're playing that game...
When I was your age, er... It was last year.
( Cawl, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 19:30, closed)