Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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It's good to be back...Crazy relatives? I had an uncle who killed himself over a girl, and an auntie who once appeared on 'Trisha' claiming she'd been abducted by aliemns in her sleep.
While I'm here I may as well jump on the 'I'm the proper mental one in my family' bandwagon by saying that I once went weewee in the bath, then washed my hair in the same water anyway.
It were reet good.
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Bert Monkeysex Tourette's loves the goats, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:54,
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I'm still Spartacus.And still fucking bored
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disasterprone rhas to be up at 5. And is fucking steaming., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:54,
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this is madness.....Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!
so so sorry
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Dances with Rabbits Shut the door! I'm frosting the buttery Hula-Hoop, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:53,
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OK, I'm foldingI'm off home.
I'll be back in the morning to claim last post.
Cheerio.
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K2k6 has car issues on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:47,
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I can't believe....that this particular element of me trying to find my own sort of b3ta fame worked better than NSFF
(Not Suitable for Food)
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and another thing......seeing as there is a chance of all this being deleted, if anyone out there (UK only) has any old mobile phones send me a message with model number and I'll make you an offer for them.
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how rude!Nothing is pointless here. I think you fail to realise the importance attached to this quest!
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did I imagine itor has the new topic appeared on a friday for the last few weeks anyway?
thus rendering all the previous posts ultimately pointless?
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Vipros everything is green and submarine, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:42,
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I lead a sad lifeI'm done working in about 1hour, at which time I shall be going home and sitting in front of my PC, ignoring the missus and cat, neglecting my bodys messages of hunger & thirst etc and be waiting........patiently........stealthly........calmly.........
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still hanging on in therenew contenders - pah. latecomers more like.
(maybe that's a good tactic though)
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Oh no Iiiiiii'mmmmm NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT(grows up and fucks off)
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disasterprone rhas to be up at 5. And is fucking steaming., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:35,
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One Thursday afternoonI was on b3ta when I came across a whole bunch of crazy people wanting to have the last post before the question changed.
Unfortunately (fortunately?), to the best of my knowledge, none of them are related to me, except in a very distant way, as has been pointed out.
So I suppose this doesn't really qualify as being on topic.
But it may be last!
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K2k6 has car issues on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:34,
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No I'm not!(uses opera voice)
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disasterprone rhas to be up at 5. And is fucking steaming., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:33,
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No! I'm Spartacus.Erm, I mean last.
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disasterprone rhas to be up at 5. And is fucking steaming., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:31,
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true...though i reckon this is going to go on long after i leave work...
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butseeing as she's gone home and left us to our own devices, we should be the only candidates
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hmm..i'd have to vote for missus blouse. seems i'm doomed either way
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err.......the last person to write something relevant?? Which would be rainhadotexugo, about 3 pages ago.
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