Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Dotty AuntsMy auntie is rather batty. She loves holding big family get-togethers where she always cooks huge amounts of food, which is great. At one of these, everybody was chattering away happily when she bursts into the room in a fit of excitement. "Listen!" she shouts, as if she's got some hugely important news to impart. Everybody goes quiet.
"I've got some mangoes in the fridge!"
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:20, Reply)
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