Worry no more good people…

For I have found a way to ease your financial suffering during the credit crunch…

Hang on to your cash, and only shop in places where the staff are either:

a) Borderline brain dead, or
b) About to be made redundant (therefore just plain don’t give a fuck)

(You know the type of places I mean…McDonalds, PC-fucking-World, Virgin Media etc.)

Next, pick out whatever goods / wares you desire…then when it comes to the ugly business of paying, simply hand over a photocopied wadge of the picture below:



The till-monkey will be so shocked at having a real-life customer that they’ll never think to actually check the authenticity of the cash!

(or they just plain won’t give a fuck - see point 'b')

In fact, now I come to think of it…for the places mentioned above, something like this will probably do…:



And Viola! – free stuff! – Result! – ker-ching etc!

Happy shopping everybody!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:00, 8 replies)

Now if you could just scan both sides of your credit/debit card
we'll be in business.
Well...you wont

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:21, closed)

That is, like, well wicked that is
I'm lovin that, like...
( SpankyHanky, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:37, closed)

Doesn't this count as
incitement to fraud?

Or something similar?

;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:51, closed)

YEAH!...

Fight the power! etc.

*shakes fist in air*

*thinks again*

*shakes fist whilst holding tadger*

Woo!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:02, closed)

I wonder
just how many of these you could pass off as the real thing. the top one, not the bottom one.

Actually, I wonder how many of the bottom one you could pull off. Or a hybrid of the top one, but with 'shopped hair, a cdc hidden in the background and the text saying "Bank of Pooflake"?

Anyone want to try?
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:03, closed)

What do you think...

...got me thrown out of the pub at lunchtime?

Curses!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:05, closed)

This is worthy.
So I clicked.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:55, closed)

why this hasn't beendoun b4 is no idea
woooo
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:58, closed)