Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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A friend of mineused to work for an engineering company that did a lot of work with roads and in particular traffic lights.
One day my mate was at work when a member of the public called him up to complain that the bit that buzzes and beeps to tell blind people that it is safe to cross wasn't working. This chap was blind.
During the course of the conversation it transpired that my mate and this chap had been at that spot earlier that day....
My mate: I was there at that time too, I think I saw you, were you wearing a yellow jacket?
Chap: I don't know, I'm fucking blind!
I swear this is true.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:46,
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Blind people swearingClassy!
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