Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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I got loads of these..........but the main one I can think of right now involves my very embarrassing mother.
I'm 13, my sis is coming up to 15 and my mother decides we need 'the talk'. All very well and good, we knew what went where and all that well before then.
The embarrassing part is that she does this in front of 3 of her closest friends, and proceeds to demonstrate to me and my sis how to put on a condom, using a banana.
Apparently both of us went so red that our embarrassment lit up the room, and it was laughed about at many family parties (including in public at my sis's 18th) for many years to come.
I'm one for the lady-loving these days, and my sis has been married for a just over a year, has one kid and a baby on the way so sadly mother your efforts were wasted anyway. :)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:08, 1 reply)
Yeahbut I bet you have never had a single banana get pregnant, so it was worth it really.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:25, closed)
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