Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Whisky & Weddings & Wild-Wild Women...I was an usher at a wedding in Scotland last year, the hotel we had hired had a great whisky bar. It got to about 1am and the best man drunkenly stumbled up to me and announced "i'm gorra...i'm gorra...i'm gorra buy Steve (the groom) annovver whishkey"...
Me: "I wouldn't bother"
Best Man: "...i'll get him a whishkey"
Me: "It's late"
Best Man: "...whishkey"
Me: He has certain...obligations tonight"
Best Man: "i'll get him a whishkey"
Me: "Look...he's drunk a lot and its his wedding night"
Best Man: "whishkey"
Me: "STEVE HAS TO BE ABLE TO GET IT UP TONIGHT"
Why did I have to be standing next to the brides father? Why?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 12:34,
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*Blushes*Why thank you Miss Swipe, that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 12:57,
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