Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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I, Lt Columbo, do admitto having a crush on Gail Porter. I had posters of her all over my wall and I'd wrote GP 4 LC on the posters in little lovehearts complete with cupid arrows. Well, when she became ill and she lost her hair my brother thought it would be hilarious to cut off all the hair on my posters to replicate her look. I've gotta say, having a wank whilst looking at Duncan Goodhews stunt double never seemed the same again.
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