Join us... come join the cultA friend of mine recently floored me with the admission that he'd spent several years in Eastern Europe with the Moonies. And he seemed so normal. Have you or your mates disappeared into a cult? Now that the brain-washing has worn off, tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 17:46)
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The Holy HandkerchiefWhere I used to live in South London I always used to get the cultish leaflets stuffed through my letterbox.
My favourite was The Holy Handkerchief (I still have it somewhere).
The senders claimed that at their meeting the Robes of the Apostles would return. After celebrating this miracle, the senders promised to cut up the robes and send a small handkerchief sized piece to any believer dumb..I mean devout enough to part with £20.
Almost as good as the leaflets for Sister Mary's "House of Psychic Heeling" that I used to get too. "Sister Mary can help you with curses, witchcraft, alcholism, demonic possession and immigration problems".
Now we shall read from the Book of Immigration, Chapter Four, Verse Two:
"Go forth into the land of Caanan but give the fixer £500 for a dodgy visa first"
For sheer scary, scary cultness look up a site called something like Woman thou art God. I particularly like the letters sent by disciple Kevin. Oh and it's a bit NSFW in a wobbly, scary mad old woman way. Hence I'm not looking it up at work to get the proper url.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:58, Reply)
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