Smallminded small shopkeeper
As an HGV driver, I don't get to meet many members of the public, unless I'm delivering direct to their houses or businesses.

One guy stands out though. It was on a bulk icecream round and this anal little toad was getting his weeks stock and his promo gear for the summer campaign. He had 35 boxes, a BIG sticker for his freezer, a swing board and a couple of flags. He began by putting the sticker on the floor and razoring out all the lines he didn't sell on religious grounds because some of them were demonic (Think 7 deadly sins). It's apparently illegal to advertise stuff you don't sell. Sticker looked like a complete abortion. Then he opened every box, and counted the contents. By the time he'd finished, half of them were melted. Then he saw the swing board, and started ranting about how it was a trip hazard and obstructed the pavement. Then he wrote this on the delivery note: "Accepted without any admission of liability, debt, promise to pay or fitness for human consumption".

Face like a termite, voice like a mosquito with piles.

Three drivers had been banned from his premises for laughing at him.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 1:53, Reply)