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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for 350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Oh, and
"Dad, can I get down from the table?"
"You don't get down from a table, you get Down from a duck!!!"
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 10:12, closed)

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