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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for 350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Dad's Foot in Mouth Talent.
Was walking along my high street with my Dad when he spotted a business client of his - accompanied by his stony-faced wife.

DAD: Hello Roger, how are you?

ROGER: I'm fine thanks.

DAD: (To wife) What's up with you? Why the long face? He's not been smacking you around again has he?

WIFE: I've just had a tumour removed.

DAD: Oh.

Classic Dad moment.

My Grandma and Mother also innocently duetted on a rendition of 'Ching Chong Chinaman' in a lovely Thai restaurant just as the waiters brought us our main course.

The open-mouthed horror of my girlfriend, brother and sister, and their partners was met with a blank "What? Is that not allowed?" from Grandma.

Sometimes I don't know whether to laugh, cry, explain the error of their ways, or just hire Bernard Manning to replace me.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 17:33, closed)

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