Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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dad jokesIn response to the standard "how are you today", my father (to this day) answers "finer than frog's hair".
When my sister and I finally decided we wouldn't let it embarrass us anymore he kept doing it just for the utter look of confusion on the asker's face.
(also he made us dinner every night while growing up. About halfway through the meal he would exclaim "a fine meal. Couldn't have made it better myself")
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 17:00, Reply)
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