Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Dad JokessssMy Dad (rest his soul) used to have loads and loads of crap jokes and practical jokes....
1. When I used to bring a new girlfriend home, he would answer the door Wearing a peaked cap and a longblack wig, and talk with a jamaican accent.
2. He insisted on telling a joke to my friends about a Muslim woman who got a job as a cinema projectionist, because of her outlook on life.
3. He used to pick me up from school discos in his 'tip car' (a Renault 4 rust-bucket) wearing his pajamas and slippers, and insists on driving at 25 mph.
I really miss him.
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Toma_o, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 10:49,
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