Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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my stepdad has no ideaThe main problem with my step dad is not just his really bad jokes, but the fact he uses them again and again and again laughing manically each time he does for instance trying to order soup in a basket in every place that sells food I’ve ever been in with him (including once in MC Donalds) or stopping and shouting look at them there on the fiddle at every violinist ever! Also he on seeing a man in a cast in a pub in a cast he jokingly told him that it was a waste of tax payers money and they should jus cut it off “they are tomorrow” the man replied though his teeth DOH.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 12:39, Reply)
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