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This is a question Darwin Awards

Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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Technically
you get a Darwin Award for 'removing yourself from the gene pool', so...


(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:22, 17 replies)
RIS?

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:29, closed)
Sex Change.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:30, closed)
Really?
Crikey.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:33, closed)
Yeah.
I'd be semi-tempted, purely in the name of science.

You know, I appreciate good craftsmanship when I see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:37, closed)
Well, fair's fair...
If you're going to have yourself turned into a woman, you're probably not going to want to look like Anne Widdicombe.
(gordonjcp, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:00, closed)
Er...
...who's this?
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:40, closed)
She was in the paper the other day (sorry Ape for spoiling the punchline)
German lass. Sixteen.

Originally named "Tim".
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:50, closed)
What?
I thought it was the winner of America's Next Top Nun.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:02, closed)
I'd fuck
her... him... whatever... no need for contraception. (Its nice to go bareback)
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:59, closed)
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
You're a disgrace.

She's only just sixteen.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:14, closed)
To be fair
I think she's handled her fair share of cock already
(Caveat Emptor, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:23, closed)
^ THAT
is fucking hilarious, Ben.

*droll-ometer implodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:41, closed)
^yes
One of the finest comebacks since Frank Sinatra.

Well done Ben!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:02, closed)
Brilliant
.
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:41, closed)
Woof
I would do that until it died!

*checks rest of thread*

What? A dude?

*ponders*

Yeah I guess I stand by my original statement.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:54, closed)
Checklist:
Legal? Check.
Attractive? Check.
Of a mind to have happy fun tiem? From interviews, check.

Would I? Check.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:48, closed)
I thought
it was some bizarre reference to Lost as I mistook him/her for the Claire character. On closer inspection; blimey!
(stubbledchin, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:05, closed)

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