Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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Go outFind an all night garage or similar unsociable hours retail establishment and buy a Yorkie Bar.
I don't know how, or why, but on the couple of occasions that I've been intensly uncomfortable with the festering contents of my intestines one chew of one block of a Yorkie has brought the whole lot back out again.
The first time brought forth such a plethora of spew that it blocked the only WC of a leisure centre in Wakefield to the extent that a plumber was required.
Alternatively you might die of cheap microwave food.
I know some good house-clearance people.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:40,
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Actually...You know what? I think the pressure is easing and I am feeling a little bit b---------------
*plays Settlers of Catan with Grim Reaper*
*loses*
*goes to Hull*
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Settlers?Then you deserve to die! Now Carcassonne on the other hand...
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