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Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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My friend who happens to be Asian tried to join the BNP for a laugh. Obviously he was devastated when he was declined because he didn't meet requirements.

Now this isn't particularly dangerous in itself but recently I've been trying to encourage him to go on one of their rallies.

I'm a bad friend...
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:06, 6 replies)
Nah
It would only be bad if you went along to take photos.

*click*
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:09, closed)
Of course I would.
Besides I can run faster than him. ;-P
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:31, closed)
Ummm...
He'd be allowed to join if he wanted. They do actually make a point of accepting members from ethnic minorities - it makes them look less racist.

I'm not sure I believe you...
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:44, closed)
according to their Constitution
bnp.org.uk/resources/constitution-9th-edition/

"Membership of the BNP is strictly defined
within the terms of, and our members also self define themselves within, the legal
ambit of a defined ‘racial group’ this being ‘Indigenous Caucasian’..."
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:57, closed)
Thanks
saved me a job.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:59, closed)
I don't believe you at all.
If you're mates with Aslan then how come you didn't die in a train crash?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:45, closed)

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