Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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I've just returned from a jaunt to India...and I have to say, I spent about 7 hours on Monday just gone being constantly close to death. Not through my stupidity, but because our driver (well, all the road-users really) seemed to think that driving at 70km an hour down the middle of a windy road, with a large wood-laden truck driving right at us, was a good idea. Perhaps he was trying to move us on in our karmic cycle.
It was stupid of me to not fight to sit in the front seat, where the only seatbelt was located. Instead, I was crammed in the back with my other friends, a lightly gibbering wreck. I don't think I'll be able to unclench my buttocks ever again.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:53, Reply)
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