Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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Roughly 6 pints of Kronenbourg to the good...I decided I needed a kebab... and a piss.
Not wanting to wait for my food any longer than I had to I began queueing at the burger van. On reaching the front of the line I placed my order, undid Zippy and released Bungle and began to hands-free hose down the front of the burger van whilst detailing my chilli sauce requirements and texting a mate what I was up to.
To this day I don't know how I got away with it- I'm not a fighter at the best of times and had I copped the shoeing I deserved in the rough end of Hemel Hempstead I probably would have lost teeth. As it is I didn't even dampen my shoes.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:17, Reply)
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