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Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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nose-blowing
is apparently the best way to administer cpr to a baby. Random information for you.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 10:23, 2 replies)
Yeah but
I tried doing this to a baby in a shop trying to save its little life. How was I to know that it didn't need CPR?

Well, that's what I told the police anyway. And the nonces in B wing. And the prison doctor.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 10:47, closed)
NOOOO
Wrong way around. For a small child, it's your nose and his mouth.

You don't want to burst his tiny lungs...
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:33, closed)
^
They're all burst by the time I've finished with them.

*leers*

*feels sick*

*leers again but heart not in it*
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:41, closed)

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