Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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I'm not seeing himI keep my eyes closed to protect them from the rapidly exchanging bodily fluids and excrement.
I don't like getting shit in my eyelashes, it's most difficult to remove, even with Dettol.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:19,
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