When I was little
My old mum worked as a trainee nurse. One day I came with her to the hospital and some doctors had played a joke on her, something like "could you bring mrs williams her tea" not knowing I was with my mother (As I was takin' a dump) anyway, I come back to see my old mum white as a sheet at having tried to give mrs williams her tea only to find she was dead. I just thought she looked like she was sleeping, my mother rushed my out of the room and I've only recently been told that she was dead. I thought for years that my mum was scared of the gruesome head wound that led to her death.
(Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:13, closed)