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My current dentist is called Mr Stiff.

Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.

He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."

He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."

(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Bite down.
I have slight prognathism (look it up) , consequently, I have trouble opening my mouth very wide as it starts cramp in my jaw - my dentist was pressing some cement crap into my back molar and said 'When i say bite down ..' In my agony all i heard was 'bite down' . So I did. Hard. Next thing he was mumbling 'bastard, bastard ' whilst holding his bleeding finger under the tap.
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 10:46, Reply)

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