DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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South African HygienistI was moaned at by some bitch of a dental hygienist a few years back for having a bit of plaque round my teeth. (it was 2pm and I'd just eaten lunch and had no time to clean my teeth)
I tell you, I've not had a ticking off that demeaning and severe since Primary School, hence my reaction...
CH "Err how old do I look to you?"
Her "What does it matter?"
CH "Only last time I checked I wasnt a child anymore, so I'd be grateful if you didnt patronise me like one, otherwise I will take that electric brush and shove it up your nostril so far they'll have to drill it out CLEAR?"
She look taken aback, the manky old harridan, but she shut up, finished the job and I left without another word.
I'll take crap from a dentist, but hygienists are like fucking cleaning staff for your gob.
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 11:32, Reply)
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