Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Lacking TP is always badI've used a random brown bag snagged on a cactus, a sock, a napkin, a page of my homework, a couple of pages from a library book (what else are those blank pages at the end good for?), and various other non-TP items. I once wrote on the dog "send TP" with a sharpie and booted her out the door. Unfortunately the message took longer to wash off than I had anticipated.
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