Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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In 1995 I was desperate to go to university, but I wasn't clever enough for a top uniso I went to Reading *holds head in shame*
Reading: "Londons underacheiving second cousin"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:17,
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pfftI see your Reading and raise you Coventry
Not warwick, Coventry
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The University of readingDoes not sound very advanced. Did you do a course in reading there?
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zeltergiset, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:29,
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Sent to Coventry eh? (at least it wasn't Stoke)and as for the reading/Reading thing, it is a reason in itself not to go there..."What are you reading at Reading, HAHAHAHA"
*still holds head in shame*
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:35,
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