Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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A good example of desperation......is that we're so desperate for some semblance of national pride that we'll grasp at the straw of a game (that's G-A-M-E - you know, a mostly meaningless distraction meant for entertainment and little else?) where a couple dozen blokes chase each other's cockatoo-coiffured arses round a field for 90 minutes. I think it's so pathetic that I don't even watch it for the sake of eye candy. To be honest though, on that score I'm more of a rugby man :)
Said it before though, and I'll say it again - who cares?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:23, Reply)
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