DIY disastersI just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.
Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.
Tell us of your own DIY disasters.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 17:19)
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Pooing punctuationI haven't put any shelves up lately, but on Saturday I pooed an apostrophe.
Or should it be poo'd...
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:18,
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...We'd expect nothing less from you, m'dear...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:19,
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No my dear...From you it should be I shit an apostrophe.
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girlinthehole, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:21,
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NowI understand the wide end followed by a narrowing end achieved by gently increasing the tension in you sphincter, but I'm very impressed by the movement that must have been required to get the bend in it.
Well done.
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it could've beenone of the straight ones
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:24,
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Or perhapsa rough bit on one side of the sphincter, causing greater friction and therefore a speed differential between one side of the emerging shite and the other.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:26,
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.What typeface did you poo it in?
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:29,
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I'll be highly impressedif it had serifs.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:32,
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why...Times New Roman, of course!
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:33,
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